Button

Can someone tell me how to get a button for other bloggers to grab? I have 2 followers and am feeling very outcasted!! Hey how do you people know that I was always picked last for everything!! HA! Help a girl out. I need to learn the trick of this blogging trade. And I want people to like me.....ok not really, but I want people to read my crap.

Facebook

Here is a pic from New Year's, I love these ladies. P.s. I am the one in the middle with bad highlights.......

I love FB!!! I really do that is no lie......but now I have so many "friends" that I feel like I can't be myself. And it really has put a spur in my side. I mean when I started I wrote whatever I wanted..I ranted about all the men I work with, how I use the word hate way too much , how I think I am a horrible mother to my very dramatic 9 year old. "Oh my GAWD!! Mom everyone in the 4th grade has UGGs but me.....how am I supposed to go to school???" Those are just a few things that I used to rant about. Then I would get request from the pastor wife, the real quite lady who had 10 kids and one was in every grade of mine growing up and I always thought, (I was oppsie only child at home, my sister was 17 years older that me and having a child herself when I was born....another time for that dysfunction, promise) how can they afford all those kids...she most be crazy...I mean real crazy. But ALL of those 10 kids turned out pretty good, and crazy 10 kid lady...still quit and nice. But here is the thing I have NEVER spoken to her, so why on god's green earth does she want to be my FB friend?? Oh and the huge fact...the Mr. hates FB. He gets so mad when he goes somewhere and so and so says 'hey heard your having to dig a garden for your" or how was the concert you went too?" Or I loved that pic of you from 3 Halloween's ago" He ain't fly with that kind of personal conversations. Ok, back on track.....I guess the talk of the town is that a few time, I mean there can't be that many, because I'm not that funny. But people who are my friends tell me (us) your are so funny I laugh out loud when I read your post and I told so so about how funny you are.. Okay I don't feel funny, it's called needing a filter, hopefully that start selling those on Amazon or Wal-marts. So I guess my FB where I wanted to do my incoherent blabbing is now restricted because I don't want crazy 10 kid lady or pastors wife to think I am a chunky, cussin, uneducated person. Whew, i hate that I give a shit about that, and I want to just be me again.......